- The nurses act as if you've won a contest due to being here the longest of the current patients
- Having a sonogram is the highlight of the week (just to see the outside of the hospital doorway)
- People/nurses come in & say "wow you look nice with makeup on!" (umm, thanks?)
- You have to flip the pillows/mattress topper often because you're wearing a groove in them
- You know who is entering the room by the way they knock (or don't)
- You know every nurse, custodian, & hostess by name along with many of their personal histories
- The most exciting daily event is marking another day off the calendar
- It no longer bothers you to have to pee every hour (just to be able to get out of bed)
- You've become very picky about detergent b/c it's all you smell (preferably lavender Downy)
- Your eyebrows cannot be plucked again or there won't be anything left of them
Thursday, March 31, 2011
You Know You're on Bedrest When...
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lol!!! love it! esp "you look nice with makeup on" LMBO!! just like when ppl tell you "oh you look good with long hair!" when your hair is short, and vice versa lol! so proud of you keeping upbeat, i plan to come see you monday with food heehee! if you want i'll even bring the bag of clothes i got for Elle and Addy so you can see them in person (woohoo! lol)
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